Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Onion: "Dimension-Jumping Guy"

I can see it in their eyes. They're thinking, "Hey, look. It's the dimension-jumping guy!" "Come on, dude who isn't bound by time or space—show us how you can project your physical form across the planes of existence!" It's true, when people look at me, all they see is the ghostly aura that remains here on earth while my body is shot clear across the cosmos to a parallel world.

But Dennis Myrie is so much more than a guy who can effortlessly slide between the many simultaneously occurring dimensions of the known universe. For instance, I also play the banjo.

1 comment:

Amir said...

yeah dennis so how do you do it and i google your name and found not much to you speaking with other sites about this ability. How about more story on when you started doing where you have been and less bs about your friends.